“Para o filho, ir à escola significa muito mais que adquirir conhecimento: significa também aprender a viver em grupo, a respeitar o espaço público e as regras de convivência social e arcar com as conseqüências do que faz no coletivo. Por isso o filho precisa aprender a acatar as regras da escola, mesmo que discorde delas, e a procurar expressar seu inconformismo de forma produtiva.”
(Rosely Sayão)
Mostrando postagens com marcador professor. Mostrar todas as postagens
Mostrando postagens com marcador professor. Mostrar todas as postagens
sábado, 30 de julho de 2011
quinta-feira, 28 de julho de 2011
Professor do TFLA
(adaptado do poema 'Professor' de Carlos Drummond)
O professor desperta
A curiosidade para o programa.
Um aluno acorda,
encantado com as coisas que aprende.
O professor vai dissertar?
Vai falar português?
Não.
O professor escuta a voz do aluno
com vontade de ensiná-lo.
O professor desperta
A curiosidade para o programa.
Um aluno acorda,
encantado com as coisas que aprende.
O professor vai dissertar?
Vai falar português?
Não.
O professor escuta a voz do aluno
com vontade de ensiná-lo.
Professor
Carlos Drummond de Andrade
O professor disserta
Sobre ponto difícil do programa.
Um aluno dorme,
cansado das canseiras desta vida.
O professor vai sacudi-lo?
Vai repreendê-lo?
Não.
O professor baixa a voz
com medo de acordá-lo.
O professor disserta
Sobre ponto difícil do programa.
Um aluno dorme,
cansado das canseiras desta vida.
O professor vai sacudi-lo?
Vai repreendê-lo?
Não.
O professor baixa a voz
com medo de acordá-lo.
quarta-feira, 8 de dezembro de 2010
Piadas sobre professor
Mother: How did you find school today?
Daughter : I just got off the bus and there it was!
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Pupil: Not very much!
What would happen if you took the school bus home?
The police would make you bring it back!
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that?
It's snowing outside!
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Pupil: I get up early!
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
Father: How do you like going to school?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
What are you going to be when you get out of school?
An old man!
Student 1: (to female teacher) Can you hold on to my wallet for me while we take the exam? There may or may not be money in it.
Teacher: I can't be bought!
Student 2: Yes, but can you be rented for a little while?
Daughter : I just got off the bus and there it was!
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Pupil: Not very much!
What would happen if you took the school bus home?
The police would make you bring it back!
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that?
It's snowing outside!
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Pupil: I get up early!
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
Father: How do you like going to school?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
What are you going to be when you get out of school?
An old man!
Student 1: (to female teacher) Can you hold on to my wallet for me while we take the exam? There may or may not be money in it.
Teacher: I can't be bought!
Student 2: Yes, but can you be rented for a little while?
terça-feira, 10 de fevereiro de 2009
PROFESSOR
Carlos Drummond de Andrade
O professor disserta
Sobre ponto difícil do programa.
Um aluno dorme,
cansado das canseiras desta vida.
O professor vai sacudi-lo?
Vai repreendê-lo?
Não.
O professor baixa a voz
com medo de acordá-lo.
O professor disserta
Sobre ponto difícil do programa.
Um aluno dorme,
cansado das canseiras desta vida.
O professor vai sacudi-lo?
Vai repreendê-lo?
Não.
O professor baixa a voz
com medo de acordá-lo.
Assinar:
Postagens (Atom)
